About last night:

Do not let me heat up to an even record. As much joy as it brings me to see the Eagles take a nice poopy down their leg, I hate losing money. I will continue to heat up and continue to sharpen myself back to my former glory.

Pick 1: Browns -7 vs Jets

Don’t forget I am a MWF guy now so I’m giving this out a day early. Any other week and I might have caught this before it got this high but I think as long as you can get it at a touchdown then you’re still getting value here. The Brown’s defense is so much better at home than on the road and the Jets are… well, the Jets. I really don’t see this game being competitive at all.

Pick 2: Senators @ Maple Leafs over 7

Anytime I have to take 6.5 instead of 7 it makes me quiver just a pickle between my Jimmy’s. Nonetheless, these goalies couldn’t stop a beach ball from getting into the net. Ottawa ranks 28th in goals allowed this year, and Toronto is ranked 23rd. They are also combined 35-20-1 on overs this year. Sometimes I like to bring the stats people. Enjoy the points.

Pick 3: Sharks @ Kings under 6.5

I am surprised that we are not getting 6 on this one so I say we have almost a full goal of value here. I know my analytics is out of this world in this piece but sometimes the late night under actually hits harder than the late night over.

Pick 4: Knicks @ Thunder over 61.5

I would like to say that this is a supporting move for me and my Knicks fever. Both of these teams can score the hell out of a basketball and have proven to do so early and often. Make your money early on this one.